I'm Chewie. This is a webpage I've designed to rant and rave about all the stuff my parents make me and don't let me do. They both suck, but I'm stuck with them. I'm also stuck at home all day while they are at work, so I spend a lot of time clunking my big heavy paws around on this keyboard getting all my thoughts out on...paper? Maybe one day I'll make it big and be able to boss these nerdbombers around. In the meantime, I suppose I'll have to settle for general mischief. Oh yea, those jerks are getting married this year, and they've forced me to include a page on my website with details of their wedding since they're too cheap to have it all printed. The nerve these losers have, I tell ya...

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